Archive for October, 2007

I’m InPEREZED!

Saturday, October 13th, 2007

Yeah for P-Rez, does he look good or what? He’s lookin’ all b-nez.

I don’t know who styled him into this springy look, but it totally works.

His hair looks great! Good for Perez gettin’ famous and gettin’ paid $$$!

If you get a chance to go to one of his parties he’s hosting, go; I heard it’s loads of fun.

We felt bad for P-Nasty when he lost out to Kendra, who can’t even remember her lyrics. Oh well, that’s was just one of the many things that P-Rez will be doing. We anticipate seeing a lot more of him in the future.

I’d love to see him on SNL!

Onward!!

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Liz Gets A Tan

Saturday, October 13th, 2007


Here’s Britney becoming Liz Taylor, leaving a tanning salon in Malibu.

Although new assistant “Brett” appears to be around the same
age as Brit, for some reason, Britney requires assistance walking
whenever another person is with her. Drugz!

Nice outfit!

Hims In Toronto

Saturday, October 13th, 2007

Just look at him, going back to his dark roots. He looks great with the new
brown wig!

Everyone must love that Paris is on the gain, since she slowed down
on her partying. She looked gigantic on Letterman the other night;
wide shouldered, big face havin’ dummy. She almost broke down when
Dave said, “am I making you feel bad?”, but he let her off the hook.

It was hard to put your finger on what exactly had changed about her
with her new short hair. Those extensions covered a lot.

Here she is in Toronto on her way to eat again!

Gores Trophy Case is Blowin’ Up!

Friday, October 12th, 2007


Oscar, Emmy and now the Nobel Peace Prize,
Way to go Al!

You seem to be on a winning streak, so why stop short
of having it all!

We need you man… well maybe if were
lucky a wo-man will take that last prize.

Congrats!!!

Gross Couple

Friday, October 12th, 2007

Britney with JR Rotem out at 2 a.m., stopping to pick up his vehicle on their way to, perhaps a party. He lost the directions, to where they were going, so JR instructs her to follow him.

Check out the big scratch on the back of Brit’s car, probably from the paparazzi frenzy at the courthouse yesterday.

I don’t even know what to say, the hopeless girl has a small, undeserved win in court and she’s out at 2 a.m., playing musical cars. Go home!! Take a shower, for the love of Pete!!!

If you’re bored, hire an agent to broker you a deal with Proactiv.. you need help!

Spoon On SNL

Friday, October 12th, 2007

Spoon’s new album ‘Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga’ is awesome. In case you missed them on SNL last weekend, here is their performance of “Cherrybomb”.

John Bon Jovi is on this week, Sat., Oct. 13, with musical guests, Foo Fighter’s .

Spoon On Saturday Night Live

Friday, October 12th, 2007

Spoon’s new album ‘Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga’ is awesome. In case you missed them on SNL last weekend, here is their performance of Cherrybomb.”

This week, Sat. Oct. 13, John Bon Jovi is on with musical guests Foo Fighter’s .

Michael Jackson’s Coming Back With Kanye

Friday, October 12th, 2007

This should be interesting. Michael Jackson is working with Kanye West, will.i.am, and Ne-Yo on a new edgy, up-tempo L.P.

Michael, who is 49, may be the most talented artist of all time. Before he became a freakshow, he once was a successful recording artist and an incredible dancer.

Kanye is such a mouthy bast**d, I can’t wait to hear about some of the fits and cat-fights that may rage in the studio. Get the Jesus juice ready, this is going to be good!

Although Kanye acts like a small child, he’s actually quite a success in his own right and says this about working with pop-phenomenon MJ, “If I like a person’s outlet or what a person brings to the table, then I’ll speak to them.” Oh lucky, lucky Michael; Kanye likes his “outlet”. Michael’s probably thinking, “finally, someone!”

Will.i.am on the contrary, didn’t want to speak to Michael.  He confesses that he actually hung up on Michael when he first called him, because he thought it was a hoax. “I was like, ‘Come on, who is this, how did you get me number? Stop playing around.’ He said, ‘No it’s really me, it’s Michael.’ “I still didn’t believe it was him and was like, ‘Dude, seriously, I got to go.’ “

I’ll be hungry for the all the details of this project, once it’s underway!

Release, due out early next year.

Kid Rock On Larry King

Friday, October 12th, 2007

Kid Rock talks about his public brawl at the MTV Awards with Motley Crew drummer, Tommy Lee. Both men were once married to Pamela Anderson. Kid Rock says Tommy Lee remained a “menace” throughout his 4 month marriage to Pamela Anderson and that he feels MTV used the three of them for sensationalism at the MTV VMA Awards show in September.

MTV wouldn’t do that!

Madonna The Ultimate Business Woman

Friday, October 12th, 2007


After a long and successful recording deal with Warner Bros., Madonna is severing ties with her record label and signing a landmark 120-million-dollar deal with concert promoter Live Nation.

She has been recording with Warner since she was 24, when her self-titled album debuted. Now, at age 49, she’s still making pop records and Live Nation is banking on 10 more years.

As the traditional music recording model suffers from the general creation of the Internet and it’s spawns forming new ways to entertain us, they are losing their hold on both the consumer and the artists. Artists are freeing themselves from, what was once, a much needed tool for recording and promotion. Now artists can record themselves without becoming slaves to their own talent.

A spin off of Clear Channel, Live Nation has built a sharp business model providing venue, artist management and promotion. The Wallstreet Journel reported, after first learning of Live Nation’s offer to Madonna, Warner Music sought to retain her by offering her a similar arrangement, partnering with IAC (the parent of TicketMaster) to attempt a similar counter offer.

Madonna has always been a trend-setter, so we expect to hear about many other artists jumping the sinking ships of the recording industry and making new deals with artist-friendly companies, like Live Nation.

Kid Rock On Larry King

Friday, October 12th, 2007

Kid Rock talks about his public brawl at the MTV Awards with Motley Crew drummer, Tommy Lee. Both men were once married to Pamela Anderson. Kid Rock says Tommy Lee remained a “menace” throughout his 4 month marriage to Pamela Anderson and that he feels MTV used the three of them for sensationalism at the MTV VMA Awards show in September.

MTV wouldn’t do that!

I Wear My Sunglasses In Court

Thursday, October 11th, 2007




Britney not only wears those giant buggy sunglasses for taco runs in the middle of the night, it is reported she wore them in court. When asked by the judge why they were necessary, she replied they were for a medical condition… pink eye.

I’m still betting on gimmie more attention.