Archive for April, 2008

Seven Unsexy Mothers 5,000 Unsold Calendars

Friday, April 18th, 2008

These drop-dead-sexy 7 sacrificed their dignity and $16,000 in an attempt to raise some money for their children’s school.

November 2006, hideously sexy Spanish middle-aged moms posed for an erotic calendar for a fund raiser in hopes of building a recreation center for the kids, but are left with 5,000 copies!!!

The ladies posed for photos in Christmas garb, with umbrellas, and one mother posed with a shotgun, covering only her hairy parts with a suggestive fox fur-pelt. The photos were made into a calendar for the times, but unfortunately, like all calendars, this one had a date; set for the year 2007. The women are clearly better at being sexy than they are smart, as the amateur publishers missed out on the Christmas shopping rush, due to advertising woes and a miscue with a distributor. Now the sales have dried up and they owe the printer $16,000.

“The sad part for us is figuring out what to do with them because it is not something you can recycle,” said Rosa Garin, 36, one of the models in Serradilla del Arroyo, a village of 400 people in northern Salamanca province.

Miss October says, “Nobody remembers the villages. Everybody comes and says, ‘Wow, this is so pretty, what lovely countryside, you live so well here,’ but then they don’t help you at all. They give you absolutely nothing.” Itziar Zamarreno is Miss October, a 40-year-old town councilor who posed wearing the fur pelt.

“I do not like to hunt. I do not like to kill things. But we had to do something representative,” she said.

The plight of the mothers of Serradilla del Arroyo resurfaced recently because the distributor filed a complaint alleging they were behind on payments and local media picked up the story.

We know an unsexy Spanish man that would have jumped at the chance to help these mother’s from his native country, along with their dignity, they would only have to give up their soul.

Marilyn Monroe Has a Sex Tape

Thursday, April 17th, 2008

A sex film featuring Hollywood screen icon Marilyn Monroe has been sold for £750,000.
The grainy black and white film was shot in the 1950s and shows the blonde actress performing a sex act on an unidentified male.

A New York-based businessman paid the six-figure sum for the tape which is said to be a copy of the original film still held by the FBI.

According to memorabilia expert Keya Morgan, who brokered the sale, the original film is still held in the evidence vaults at the FBI headquarters in Washington DC.

Monroe was secretly investigated by the FBI over her affair with President John F Kennedy and her links to mafia mobsters.

The film first came to the attention of the FBI in the mid-1960s.

The then FBI-director J.Edgar Hoover ordered agents to try, without success, to prove that Monroe’s sex partner was either John F.Kennedy or Robert F.Kennedy, Morgan told the New York Post newspaper. Morgan said he heard about the illicit copy while researching the life of Monroe, who died aged 36 of a drug overdose in 1962, for a TV documentary.

A retired FBI agent tipped him off about the film and put him in contact with the son of an informant who had told the FBI of the film – but had kept a copy for himself. After the informant died, ownership of the copy went to his son.

The 16mm film, which lasts for 15 minutes, had been kept in a bank vault for over 40 years.

Morgan said: “You see instantly that it’s Marilyn Monroe – she has the famous mole.

“She’s smiling, she’s very charming, she’s very radiant, but she’s known for being radiant.”

Morgan said Monroe and the man involved knew they were being filmed, and that it had been shot before she became a star.

Monroe is remembered for films such as Gentleman Prefer Blondes and Some Like it Hot.

The film buyer and seller have remained anonymous. But Morgan said the buyer had no plans to market the tape. “He said he’s just going to lock it up,” he added.

“He said, ‘I’m not going to make a Paris Hilton out of her. I’m not going to sell it, out of respect’.” Declassified FBI documents from the 1960s refer to a “French-type” film starring the late actress.

They state the informant “exhibited to agents a motion picture which depicted deceased actress Marilyn Monroe committing a perverted act upon a unknown male”.

According to the documents, Monroe’s former husband, baseball star Joseph DiMaggio, had tried to buy the tape to ensure it was never shown in public. He had been turned down.

You know hollywood has completely lost it when deceased stars start putting out sex tapes!

Source: TheDailyMail

Ambre Aint Working Out for Bret

Thursday, April 17th, 2008

Oh no! Ambre is not the one after all.

After dissing Daisy for Ambre, Bret may be hitting the road again, looking for reality love, which is not really love at all. Last year on VH1, Bret chose Jess, but didn’t even date her once after the show ended.

Michaels spoke with The Associated Press about relationships and lessons learned from reality television as “Rock of Love: The Complete First Season” is released to DVD this month.

AP: Will there be a “Rock of Love 3”?

Michaels: I don’t know … We are looking to do a show called “Bret Michaels Big Rock Road Show” which is just rockers gone wild on the road. I never say never. Right now I am not mentally there. I am having fun doing it and I am thankful to the fans that made the show number one. The girls made the show great.

AP: What are you hiding under that bandanna?

Michaels: My hair is combined of my hair and the finest extensions Europe has to offer. I do the show without it on all the time and they wont film me. They are like, “Put your bandanna back on. It is your image.” It is my signature thing.

The show is as fake as that wig and dude does not have “extensions”. He doesn’t have hair on top of his head to adhere the extension to, but I’ll be tuned in next season for Rock of Love 3, you’d better believe it. I just can’t pass up opportunities to see the Heather’s of the world hurling cans of redbull at the Daisy types, well, trannies. I just don’t get out to the topless bars like I used to.

Oh, and don’t miss the reunion show next week , when Heather throws-down on Daisy’s ass again.

Sorry Ralph.

Geek Love

Thursday, April 17th, 2008

How romantic.

A financial software programmer, Bernie Peng, hacked into his girlfriend’s favorite game, “Bejeweled” and created a level on the game for which to propose.

While Tammy Li was playing “Bejeweled” she was surprised to find a ring and marriage proposal appear, when she reached a certain score. To which she said, “yes”.

The loving hacker, Bernie Peng told The Star-Ledger of Newark, “I thought it was pretty cool, in a nerdy way”.

Bernie posted the news of the month-long hack, on his blog. PopCap, the Seattle company that makes “Bejeweled,” will fly the couple to Seattle as part of their honeymoon and plans to hand out favors to the wedding guests at the couples Labor Day weekend wedding.

“Most video game companies would frown on people manipulating their games,” said Garth Chouteau, a spokesman for PopCap.

“But it won him a woman. As a bunch of geeks we have to say, ‘Bernie, hats off to you.”‘

Happy Wedding!

Oprah Lost Sophie, Now Martha Loses Paw Paw

Thursday, April 17th, 2008

Martha Stewart lost her sweet 12 yr. old chow chow “Paw Paw”.

She wrote a very nice tribute to him on her blog.

How sweet.

Rest in Peace Kublai Khan Paw Paw Chow Chow Chow.

R.I.P. Sophie Winfrey

New My Brightest Diamond

Thursday, April 17th, 2008


Absolutely one of my most favorite albums of 2006 was the debut of My Brightest Diamond, Bring Me The Workhorse. Shara Worden did her solo set all over SXSW 2008, but we seemed to have missed every show, afterall we’ve already seen both the solo set and more the compelling show with the band. She’s now released her follow-up, self-produced album A Thousand Shark’s Teeth, due out June 17, 2008.

The opening track “Inside A Boy” starts out very similar to “Golden Star”, similar guitar sound and her signature tinkling of various instruments, it may even be a bit on the heavy side. This just might be rock!

My Brightest Diamond – “Inside A Boy” (MP3)


New Weezer and it’s a Hit

Thursday, April 17th, 2008


If you go check out Weezer’s website, you’ll hear “Pork and Beans” that’s streaming from their front page. The obvious first single is catchy and clearly will be a hit with the teen-something slacker skater types.

Their self-titled album, informally labeled “Red Album” is out June 24, 2008. This makes their third self-titled “Weezer” album out of six.

Fontman Rivers Cuomo tells Rolling Stone, “We put a lot of emphasis on blowing our minds with creative freakouts.”

official site

Miley Does Madonna

Monday, April 14th, 2008

Say what? Well, those of you that follow Miley Cyrus…

Nobody? Okay, then I’ll have to enlighten you. Miley, who is 15 does a videoblog on Youtube, where her tv show sidekick, Mandy 21, and she speak to the camera, do skits and interview one another. It’s mostly hideously boring, but she posted this video of her rendition of Madonna’s “4 Minutes”.

Not bad!

Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg on SNL

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008

Did you know Mark Zuckerberg has really good comedic timing?

You may know him as a balmy, slightly boring 23 year old billionaire, but he’ll be showing his flair on Saturday Night Live, April 5 episode. Mark will be in provide the opening monologue as well appear in a number of sketches.

Next to “making communication more efficient”, appearing on the sketch comedy show is something Zuckerberg has wanted to do for a long time, a close friend confided to CNET “Mark actually has really good comic timing,” the friend said on condition of anonymity, out of the fear that Zuckerberg might “de-friend” him on Facebook if his identity were revealed. “He’s got this totally hilarious side that nobody ever gets to see except his stuffed animals and sometimes his investors. Ever since Justin Timberlake did that sweet music video on the show, he’s been aching to go on SNL. He had his assistant call up NBC but they were all like, ‘Mark who?’”

Sources close to NBC have confirmed that Mark will be acting in a parody of his disastrous SXSW interview with BusinessWeek columnist Sarah Lacy. “This time, people are going to be throwing stuff at them,” one source said. “Apparently they’re going to have a lightsaber fight, too.”

Lacy will be portrayed by SNL regular Andy Samberg.

Zuckerberg will also play “a crazed Barack Obama supporter” in another sketch, according to script details leaked to His role in a third sketch is less clear, but the costume department has reportedly been asked to create a “pink polka-dotted fur suit” that fits Zuckerberg’s compact frame.

Reports that Zuckerberg would also be sporting drag and portraying John McCain’s wife could not be confirmed at the time of publication. “But he’s definitely going to be playing a girl in something,” a Facebook colleague hinted. “He’s been working on his falsetto in board meetings.”

SNL has been known to kill a career, uh hem, Ashlee Simpson, and since Facebook is reportedly heading towards an initial public offering, one might ask if this is the right time for Mark Zuckerberg to attempt to become the funny guy. One Deutsche Bank analyst commented,“I guess it couldn’t hurt, unless he really f***s it up.”

As long as Sarah Lacy is not in audience, I think he’ll be fine. We’ll be watching!

[source:  CNET]