Archive for June, 2008

Good Things Come to Those That Wait

Thursday, June 26th, 2008

Lindsay Lohan’s long waited third studio album will be available in November!  Can you believe she continues to put these crappers out, year after year?  Her new album will be called  “Spirit In The Dark”, featuring songs produced by Pharrell Williams, Akon, StarGate and Bloodshy & Avant.

The first release as “Bossy”, but that was just a teaser to our palletes ready for the real pile.

Her first single will be “Playground” featuring Pherrell and will be released in September.
Can you hardly wait?!
Her album will be released on November 4th.

[source: lindsayzoo]

The Rumors Are True

Thursday, June 26th, 2008

Madonna is said to be seeking legal representation from Fiona Shackleton in possible divorce of Madonna, 49, and Guy Ritchie, 39. Fiona recently represented Sir Paul McCartney in the bitter divorce between he and crazy Heather Mills.

Although, yesterday Madonna’s spokesman refused to comment on the claims, there was a loose-lipped lawyer that told The Times that the word in legal circles was that Madonna had gone to Ms Shackleton after first approaching another legal firm.

The couple do not have a pre-nup, so this could turn into an all out battle, although the settlement will start with a 50/50 split. Nice payday for Guy, we’d say.

Guy Ritchie is thought to be seeking representation from Mayfair law firm, Forsters.

The couple has been together for 7 years and rumors surrounding a possible split have been abundant for the past 3 years. We imagine life is with Madonna is no cakewalk, but certainly worth the walk when hundreds of millions of dollars is at stake. That sucks!

We wish them luck. Divorce sucks.

[Photo: bigpictures]

R.I.P. George Carlin

Monday, June 23rd, 2008

Comedian George Carlin died of heart failure at a Los Angeles-area hospital on Sunday around 6 p.m. at Saint John’s Health Center in Santa Monica. Carlin had been admitted earlier in the afternoon for chest pains, spokesman Jeff Abraham told Reuters. He was 71.

Carlin was best known for his, “Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television” routine. He also suffered a history drug dependency.

Forever R.I.P. funnyman.

[source: MSNBC]

Jim Carrey’s New Job

Monday, June 23rd, 2008

Jim Carrey and Lisa Lampanelli are teaming to produce an HBO pilot that will center around a club, similar to Mitzi Shore’s famous comedy club, The Comedy Store in LA. Like many others, Jim Carrey got his start there in the 70’s and 80’s. According to Variety, “the central character is a Mitzi Shore type, a woman who unexpectedly becomes the owner of a comedy club and is forced to play a maternal role in the dysfunctional lives of the club’s clutch of resident comics.”

The pilot is already getting so much attention that we are sure to see this show come to fruition by next spring. Jim Carrey has proven to be comedy gold. It shall be interesting to see Jim’s talents as producer.

The Love Bomb

Monday, June 23rd, 2008

You probably want to include Justin Timberlake on your next album or tour. You may even consider doing a provocative comedic skit with him, but do not include him in your next movie!

When less-than-average Anne Hathaway can drive more traffic to the theaters than a-lister JT, there’s a big problem. This weekend, Get Smart is set to take in $40 million, in comparison to The Love Guru‘s $14 million. Yowch!

The Picture of Health

Friday, June 20th, 2008

No doubt, years of hard drugs will eventually end up in a little spewing of blood, but Amy may have TB. She is currently in the hospital coughing up blood with a chest infection. She’s also been diagnosed with an irregular heartbeat.

While at the hospital, doctors are trying to wean her from all the drugs, since her collapse at home on Monday.

Last night a friend of Amy’s told The Sun:”Amy is in a bad way. Doctors are still struggling to control her heartbeat but the chest condition has been really worrying them.

“She’d been been suffering horrible coughing fits and hurling up blood for a while but refused to be examined. Doctors now believe it is tuberculosis and are doing more tests to be certain.”

“The word tuberculosis might frighten her into getting herself well. It certainly should do.

“She needs to realise she will die if she she doesn’t clean up her act.”

But a friend said:”The last thing she needs is to be wheeled on stage. She needs proper rest.”


Hollywood’s Hottest Dads

Friday, June 13th, 2008

Happy Father’s Day to AOL’s list of the top 15 Hottest Dads.

1. Brad Pitt
2. David Beckham
3. Johnny Depp
4. Will Smith
5. Matt Damon
6. Ryan Phillipe
7. Ben Affleck
8. Joel Madden
9. Seal
10. Patrick Dempsey
11. Barack Obama
12. Gavin Rossdale
13. Tommy Girl
14. Tobey Maguire
15. Mark Consuelos

R. Kelly Not Guilty

Friday, June 13th, 2008


R.I.P. Tim Russert

Friday, June 13th, 2008


Tim Rusert from Meet The Press suffered a heart attack and died Friday at age 58.

Tim Russert was known for moderating several political debates during the recent presidential primary season.
It was reported that he collapsed while working at NBC’s News bureau in Washington. The death was also confirmed by his family.

[source: NYTimes]

New Aimee Mann Video

Thursday, June 12th, 2008

Here’s Aimee Mann’s new video for “31 Today” from her album @#%&! Smilers.

The video is directed by Guest Bobcat Goldthwait and starring her comedian friend Morgan Murphy.

He Should Save Himself

Thursday, June 12th, 2008

Hulk Hogan was on Larry King Live spewing more crap about God’s will. He really should leave God out of it and save himself. If he’s wondering why everything in his life is quickly vanishing, he should look in the mirror and recognize the fakeness.

This is really sad that their family has completely crumbled and they cannot seem to stop making things worse for themselves.

The Most Powerful Celebrities

Thursday, June 12th, 2008

Forbes put out their annual Celebrity 100 ranking of The World’s Most Powerful Celebrities. Oprah’s on top weighing in at $260 million.

Here’s the top 10:

1. Oprah Winfrey
2. Tiger Woods
3. Angelina Jolie
4. Beyonce Knowles
5. David Beckham
6. Johnny Depp
7. Jay Z
8. The Police
9. J.K. Rowling
10. Brad Pitt

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