Natalie Portman Shows Her Puppies - Now Vote!!!
Monday, October 20th, 2008
Natalie Portman always gets the guys going, even when she’s being very serious. She wants you to vote, so she shows her puppies!
Natalie Portman always gets the guys going, even when she’s being very serious. She wants you to vote, so she shows her puppies!
Sexy Katy Perry, who recently “kissed a girl” and “liked it” was being sexy at the MTV Latin Awards, where she was the host, last night. At the end of the song she very erotically liked the icing off of her sexy finger, then jumped into a giant cake, then playfully smashes cake on her guitar player and then falls, and then falls, and then falls, and then falls and cannot get up!
The new Britney Spear’s site is up and she’s speaking directly to you, via her cue cards, and she means it from the bottom of her heart.
They are really trying to get her career back on track for her Nov. 30, tele-all, so they’re blowing out the promos.
We’re happy for Brit. All that she went through the past few years, we sincerely never thought we’d see the day.
There’s a new soulful tribute coming out called, Gossip in the Grain, but it’s not a tribute to one of the old greats… no it’s a tribute to Meg White of the White Stripes. Ray LaMontagne sings soulfully out to Meg, singing; “Meg White, You’re the bomb”.
How inspired, huh?
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MGMT - The Youth from Eric Wareheim on Vimeo.
MGMT’s latest video for “The Youth” will rock your socks off. Directed by zany Eric Wareheim of Adult Swim’s Tim and Eric Awesome Show. Great Job! These kids in their sparkles and dead pan faces are so on! Eric really knows how to choreograph a dance.
These guys have come so far, so fast.
Clever British graffiti artist Banksy has opened up a little pet shop in Manhattan. It’s his first official exhibition in NY, set up to appear to be a pet store to display the dysfunctional relationship between human and animals.
Inside the store you’ll find a robotic monkey watching off-color videos, chicken nuggets feeding on sauce, a featherless, depressed caged “Tweety” and newborn hot dog wieners.
Click here to view inside the pet store.
Here’s Brit’s new video for “Womanizer”, where she plays her naked self, a tattooed waitress, zexy limo driver and a not so hot secretary. She looks like she’s having fun and old crazy Brit is put away for a while.
We’re happy to see Brit is back after a somewhat lackluster record release and her low-budget videos last year.
Remember the strange man that left his girlfriend stuck on a toilet seat for so long that her skin had grown around it?
Well…. what do you think happened to him?
I mean after he was arrested for exposing himself to a teenage girl?
a) he got stuck in a toilet
b) he hit the lottery
c) he got hit by a car
If you picked “b”, you are correct. Kory McFarren’s luck comes in twos. He experienced his luck after cashing in his $2 Bonus Crossword ticket for $20,000, after committing 2 crimes: (allowing his girlfriend to rot in his bathroom for 2 years, for which he served a 6 month probation) and that’s after winning the lottery for the 2nd time this year!
Here is the story of Pam Babcock, the woman who lived in the bathroom and grew into her surroundings for two years, in case you missed it the first time.
When this dude’s karma comes around, it’s gonna hurt!
[source: Kansascity]
During a peprally A Nacogdoches High School cheer leading team carried out a performance in poor judgment involving a mock execution style shooting and toy guns.
The Center High Roughriders is a rival school that had come to steal the NHS mascot. The skit involved the NHS cheer team dressing up, wearing cowboy hats and carrying toy guns while rounding up and shooting the Roughriders, execution style.
Several students were offended by the skit, deeming it inappropriate and taking action by circulating a petition that currently has 122 signatures, protesting “gun promotion”.
Leave it to Texas!
[source: FoxNews]
For those of you that like Beck and MGMT, you may have enjoyed their pre-show they played at Martyrs together, before their concert later that evening at Aragon in Chicago. All members were on stage from both bands (about 11 of them total), were playing scaled down versions of both originals and covers, using kazoos, standup bass, banjos, guitars and keyboards.
[source: Stereogum]
Finally a new character, “Baby Hands”.I can’t imagine what prompted Kristen Wiig to write the Lawrence Welk skit on SNL, last night, but it was grand. She plays a character from the Lawrence Welk Show that has a five head and the worlds tiniest hands.