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Seven Year Old Child Kills Animals At Zoo

Sunday, October 5th, 2008

At an Australia Zoo, a seven-year-old boy broke into a reptile exhibit and killed several of the animals.

In the disturbed boy’s fit of terror, he managed to kill a total of 13 animals in just a 30 minute period, by bashing some with rocks and feeding several others to live crocodiles. Uh, hello? Parents, please.. could we have your attention over here in the Reptile Exhibit please.

The child killed the zoo’s beloved 20-year-old goanna, which he fed to a saltwater croc, that weighs 440lb, as well, he bashed (3) lizards, a turtle, bearded dragons and thorny devil lizards.

Authorities speculate, because of his small size the little demon did not manage to set off the security alarm sensors. However, they did capture some video footage, which the zoo will use to incriminate the boy and hopefully sue the parents. Because the boy is under 10, he cannot be held responsible for the crime.

Get the child to a therapist stat!


Bat Coffee

Monday, September 29th, 2008

An Iowa woman reported a bat in her house and called to report the sighting, but prepared for her day, as usual, setting her automatic coffee maker before bed, reports Click2Houston.

The next morning, after her morning coffee, she went to discard the filter and found the dead bat. She is currently undergoing treatment for rabies, but the bat could not be tested, as the brain was too seared from boiling water, to get accurate test results.