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Video For New Bond Theme

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008

Jack White and Alicia Keys were chosen to do the song, “Another Way To Die” for the new Bond movie, since Amy Winehouse couldn’t seem to get her crack together. Although you can tell Jack wrote that crazy shit, looks like he gave all the credit to Alicia’s giant ass. I don’t blame him, I wouldn’t take credit for that shit either! That’s probably why he’s wearing that hilarious wig and playing drums in the video… trying to disguise himself.The song is horrid, but the video is worse. All I can see is Alicia Keys’ ass growing in real-time.They make an awkward team. Imagine them trying to communicate in the writing process. Alicia trying to act like she’s down with Jack’s insane genius ideas.

Major communication breakdown!

All systems fail.