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Knock Out

Wednesday, November 7th, 2007

Number 2!



It’s like the whole world is against Britney when Billboard changes their policy??

Britney’s album “Blackout,” would have been No. 1, had Billboard not changed their policy. Billboard reports, “In consultation with Nielsen SoundScan, Billboard will now allow exclusive album titles that are only available through one retailer to appear on The Billboard 200 and other charts, effective with this week’s charts. Prior to this, proprietary titles were not eligible to appear on most Billboard charts. ”

Had the Eagles’ data not been reported, “Blackout” would be No. 1, however, it will open at No. 2 with first-week sales of 290,000 copies.

Look Who Went as a Has-been Pop Star for Halloween

Thursday, November 1st, 2007



Britney’s scary tiger Halloween costume. I think the shoes are most frightening!

Look at Ugli Simms, dressed as X17 paparazzi,  They had lump Lufti in tow, who was supposed to be TMZ reporter and friend Lucy Walsh in X17 get up, as well.. clever!

How long did it take these dolts to come up with the dorky costumes?

Her album Blackout is supposed to sell over 350,000 copies today and she could care less!!!

[jezebel.com]

The Reviews Are Rolling In On ‘Backout’

Wednesday, October 24th, 2007

Well, it looks like Brit can kick back and relax, reviews for Blackout are coming in and they’re all good. To be expected. She’s such a mess to watch attempt to function in everyday life, but empty enough to make a successful pop album (where she contributes basically, just her name and a little vocals).

She’s mailable and I don’t think that there is a producer that could go wrong with the fame that swirls around this girl. Hype is half the success.

IGN reviewed ‘Blackout’ and gave it a 6.9. There’s a great breakdown of each song on their site. Here is an interesting excerpt of the full review, on the production of Brit’s Blackout.

From a production standpoint Blackout is pretty sweet. The sheer amount of layering and overdubs create a full, rich vocal palette for Spears and when listened to on headphones even induce mild bouts of hypnotic euphoria. Ultimately, however, this is just corn syrup saturated ear candy that goes down easy and then is ultimately forgotten. A retro post-new Wave rush encapsulates “Heaven on Earth,” which again features breathless Britney working her seductive magic. Yet when coupled with all the “out of shape” photos we’ve been assaulted with in the tabloids, it’s hard to get aroused by the slinky sway of the song. Visual connotations aside, the track is actually one of the more solid offering on the album, Spears keeping her vocals pretty consistent, going for a sultrier, richer approach than her normal shrill demeanor. The chorus itself is incredibly enthralling, lilting along with melodic supremacy.

…Makes you want to hear it, eh? October 30!!!

[IGN, britneyspearsblackout.com/]

Final Artwork For Britney’s ‘Blackout’

Wednesday, October 17th, 2007

After many mock-ups, here is the official cover for Britney Spear’s new CD, ‘Blackout’ .

This is what they settled up on for a comeback? Ew! … quick, back to the art room!

According to People magazine, ‘Blackout’ was originally scheduled to be released on November 13, but will now hit store shelves two weeks earlier on October 30.

Only 13 more days of paparazzi antic hilarity to endure until this p.o.s, drops.

‘Blackout’s track list:

1. “Gimme More”

2. “Piece of Me”

3. “Radar”

4. “Break the Ice”

5. “Heaven on Earth”

6. “Get Naked (I Got a Plan)”

7. “Freakshow”

8. “Toy Soldier”

9. “Hot as Ice”

10. “Ooh Ooh Baby”

11. “Perfect Lover”

12. “Why Should I Be Sad” (let me see, where do I begin? …Nah that’s too easy.)

Britney Is Out Of Touch

Monday, October 15th, 2007

Britney is out of touch! Back in March, when everyone was full of concern for the eminent disaster her life has now become, the dynamic duo, Timbaland and Timberlake had put together a guaranteed platinum offer.

Nobody in their right mind could possibly refuse such an opportunity, but she wasn’t in her right mind, now was she? Show up, don’t shave your head in public or go without panties, and we will produce your new album. Yes, Britney Spears you’re a mess and we are the hottest music duo on the planet, after the smash success’s of Justin’s ‘SexyBack’ and Nelly Furtado’s comeback CD ‘Loose’. The two, Timbaland in particular, were ready to strike platinum again, but noooo… how could Britney possibly notice a great offer like this when her plate is already full of brilliant career moves “like and such as”, turning down first crack at recording an, as of then, unknown little song called “Umbrella”.

Here’ a link to the staged run to the Virgin Megastore in Hollywood yesterday, when Brit has a paparazzi retrieve ‘SexyBack’ CD for her. Good one.

Face it Britney, you’re never going to get JT’s attention again. You’re stuck with the poor man’s versions like K-Fed and JR, instead of JT.

Brit, I’ve seen the future and let me spare you and the paparazzi a trip back to the Virgin Megastore. I just gifted you Nelly’s ‘Loose’ and Timbaland’s ‘Shockvalue’… check your inbox.

Gross Couple

Friday, October 12th, 2007

Britney with JR Rotem out at 2 a.m., stopping to pick up his vehicle on their way to, perhaps a party. He lost the directions, to where they were going, so JR instructs her to follow him.

Check out the big scratch on the back of Brit’s car, probably from the paparazzi frenzy at the courthouse yesterday.

I don’t even know what to say, the hopeless girl has a small, undeserved win in court and she’s out at 2 a.m., playing musical cars. Go home!! Take a shower, for the love of Pete!!!

If you’re bored, hire an agent to broker you a deal with Proactiv.. you need help!

I Wear My Sunglasses In Court

Thursday, October 11th, 2007




Britney not only wears those giant buggy sunglasses for taco runs in the middle of the night, it is reported she wore them in court. When asked by the judge why they were necessary, she replied they were for a medical condition… pink eye.

I’m still betting on gimmie more attention.

Britney Leaves LA Courtroom Upset

Thursday, October 11th, 2007

Britney finally shows in court. TMZ reports that she left the courtroom 3:17 pm, “teary-eyed and visibly upset”.

Her lawyer is pleading for monitored overnight visitation. Commissioner Scott Gordon, partially accepted with monitored overnight visits. The parties have not reached an agreement on choosing a different monitor, other than the one that is currently in place.

Britney was sworn in and did testify, but no word on what she said.

It is reported that she left the court room teary-eyed and visibly upset.

A court spokesman said today was the result of a compromise between the two sides — Brit wanted more, K-Fed didn’t want her to have any overnights.

K-Fed’s lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, said after the hearing that he met with Brit’s lawyers during the lunch hour. The attorneys told the court that they all agreed to “slightly increase” Brit’s visitation. In other words, K-Fed agreed to give Brit a break, and a chance. I don’t know why, it’s not like she’s earned it!

Kaplan said protections were in place for the kids.

[courtesy of TMZ photo by AP]

Brit Becoming Liz Taylor

Thursday, October 11th, 2007


Britney 25

Zombie

I love to watch Britney play old lady. She should teach London
to act as a seeing eye dog to direct her to Starbucks, instead of having
to find ugly chicks to hang out with.

The first pic is of Brit hanging out alone, sans the new gal pal and the pup; just Brit and the paparazzi in Malibu buying perfume from L’Occitane. Notice how fresh and lively.

She must have been hanging out in her time machine, while she waited
for her friend and dog, because she aged about 50 years between photo 1 and photo 2. Xanax?

Britney Behave

Wednesday, October 10th, 2007

brit topless

Remember while Britney was filming her mess of a video “Gimme More” she broke down crying, leaving the crew standing around for hours waiting until she pulled her sh** back together? That was around the same time that she was cleaning up after her then new puppy, London and mopping up fried chicken with her Chanel dress during her big OK! Magazine interview.

Perhaps the rumored “uncut” version explains why tears hit the floor. Maybe she had some sort of conscience about getting topless, while her babies were home waiting for their mommy. Or maybe she was so pumped up on drugs that getting topless seemed like a good idea for a drowning music career.

Either way, judging by the above pic, it’s not pretty.

Britney Just Wants To Be Normal Ya’ll

Wednesday, October 10th, 2007

Back in July, while hanging out at LA nightclub Les Deux, Britney told one of the managers, “I really want to get a job here - I love the sexy red corsets the cocktail waitresses wear!” The manager recommended she fill out an application. Indeed she did, including her social security number, address, phone number and work history, then went to the back room for her interview with the manager.

Fast forward to October and Brit again is inquiring about a job in the service industry. Thursday Brit told the bartender at the Viceroy’s, “Cameo Bar” that she wanted to do what she
did — then asked for and obtained an application from the night manager.

The application is currently with Human Resources.

Britney Behave

Wednesday, October 10th, 2007

Remember while Britney was filming her mess of a video “Gimme More” she broke down crying, leaving the crew standing around for hours waiting until she pulled her sh** back together? That was around the same time that she was cleaning up after her then new puppy, London and mopping up fried chicken with her Chanel dress during her big OK! Magazine interview.

Perhaps the rumored “uncut” version explains why tears hit the floor. Maybe she had some sort of conscience about getting topless, while her babies were home waiting for their mommy. Or maybe she was so pumped up on drugs that getting topless seemed like a good idea for a drowning music career.

Either way, judging by the above pic, it’s not pretty.

[photos by The Sun]