Archive for the ‘Jennifer Lopez’ Category

JLo’s Tour Has Ended

Thursday, November 8th, 2007

Following last week’s news of Sony BMG looking to drop Jennifer Lopez for “low sales” and “expensive performances”, it looks like the pregnancy may have been a factor in the cancellation of her last show of her tour, with hubby Smeagol Anthony.

JLo has canceled the final date of her U.S. tour, in San Diego, which was a make-up show, postponed due to the wildfires, October 24.

Well, now she can go home and rest. Get off those feet.. have the baby and reinvent herself for something she’s actually good at.

Actor, check.
Singer, check.
Restaurateur, check.
Fashion designer, check.

Brave? What For, Procreating With A Sleestack?

Monday, October 8th, 2007

Brave regarding who? Us or her?
Now that the teenage, badass, ghetto “Jenny from the
block” image has long worn-off and JLo is finding it impossible
to generate any kind of buzz whatsoever, it’s time to get Brave!
And yes, her spawn is well under development, and with new
song titles like “Hold It Don’t Drop It”, I can only hope she is
talking about baby and not a Starbucks!

JLo, ya bore me!