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Seven Unsexy Mothers 5,000 Unsold Calendars

Friday, April 18th, 2008

These drop-dead-sexy 7 sacrificed their dignity and $16,000 in an attempt to raise some money for their children’s school.

November 2006, hideously sexy Spanish middle-aged moms posed for an erotic calendar for a fund raiser in hopes of building a recreation center for the kids, but are left with 5,000 copies!!!

The ladies posed for photos in Christmas garb, with umbrellas, and one mother posed with a shotgun, covering only her hairy parts with a suggestive fox fur-pelt. The photos were made into a calendar for the times, but unfortunately, like all calendars, this one had a date; set for the year 2007. The women are clearly better at being sexy than they are smart, as the amateur publishers missed out on the Christmas shopping rush, due to advertising woes and a miscue with a distributor. Now the sales have dried up and they owe the printer $16,000.

“The sad part for us is figuring out what to do with them because it is not something you can recycle,” said Rosa Garin, 36, one of the models in Serradilla del Arroyo, a village of 400 people in northern Salamanca province.

Miss October says, “Nobody remembers the villages. Everybody comes and says, ‘Wow, this is so pretty, what lovely countryside, you live so well here,’ but then they don’t help you at all. They give you absolutely nothing.” Itziar Zamarreno is Miss October, a 40-year-old town councilor who posed wearing the fur pelt.

“I do not like to hunt. I do not like to kill things. But we had to do something representative,” she said.

The plight of the mothers of Serradilla del Arroyo resurfaced recently because the distributor filed a complaint alleging they were behind on payments and local media picked up the story.

We know an unsexy Spanish man that would have jumped at the chance to help these mother’s from his native country, along with their dignity, they would only have to give up their soul.

Rihanna’s Dad Not So Clean

Tuesday, November 13th, 2007

Rihanna tells Giant Magazine that she grew up with a crack addicted father, which kept her on the straight and narrow. She’s calls her mom a very hard worker that tried to shield her from negative elements, but her very father was always home toiling with drugs, creating a very undesirable environment.

“I just knew that my mom and dad would always argue when there was a foil paper with an ashtray,” she says. “He would just go into the bathroom all the time. I didn’t know what it was. … [But] he knew that to get closer to [his kids], he had to cut that out. And he did.”
You stay on that straight and narrow and don’t get anymore of those creepy tattoos.

Brit’s VMA Performance How It Was And Was Supposed To Be

Tuesday, November 13th, 2007

Side by side comparison of Britney’s VMA’s performance against a performance of her dancers rehearsing with a stand in (as Brit had better things to do that day I’m sure).

What do you think?

You gotta love the level of realism they were trying to achieve in rehearsals, I mean anything less than a 165 lb. stand in, just wouldn’t have looked right y’all!

Britney Just Wants To Be Normal Ya’ll

Wednesday, October 10th, 2007

Back in July, while hanging out at LA nightclub Les Deux, Britney told one of the managers, “I really want to get a job here – I love the sexy red corsets the cocktail waitresses wear!” The manager recommended she fill out an application. Indeed she did, including her social security number, address, phone number and work history, then went to the back room for her interview with the manager.

Fast forward to October and Brit again is inquiring about a job in the service industry. Thursday Brit told the bartender at the Viceroy’s, “Cameo Bar” that she wanted to do what she
did — then asked for and obtained an application from the night manager.

The application is currently with Human Resources.